Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag English?

                 The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls. read with feelings…


October 1996,

To Marjie,

                 I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you're the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are "BeautifulGirl" of Jose Marie Chan?

                  Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names either in the fronts of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a, PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.

                   You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,

The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.

You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.


REVISED:

Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag English?

                 The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls. read with feelings…

October 1996,

To Marjie,

           I am not surprised or wondered why Dennis left you. What other reason can you think except for your very fat body? I thought that Dennis only used me to be his toy but I realized that he really can't bear to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis said he can't stand your habit of always being concerned  in all of his doings and always calling to their house if he‘s at home or not.

And then he said that he got ashamed to me in school, even to his family and then he’s asking you to exercise your very fat body. But you hate it. You thought you're the prettiest girl he knew. Do you think you are the "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?

          Even though you think that you’re beautiful, you do not have the right to call me whatever name you want, or to insult my personality because I never called you different names whether Dennis is there or not, but if you start calling me different names, I don't have a choice but to call you other names too, like you are a, PIG, FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, AND UGLY-SHAPED girl. It’s a shame onto your fat body.

          You can't blame Dennis for choosing me over you because I am sexier than you. I'll repeat that you are like Ike Lozada if she’s is a girl.

Love,

The Sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.

You said that I have a bad breath but who do you think Dennis wants to kiss? Is it me or you? Of course it’s me. There you go.

My Comment:

     Some of the words used in this letter are wrong. The letter is really difficult for me to understand because of the wrong grammars. While I am revising it, it was hard for me to do because some sentences are really difficult to understand so, I didn't know what word to choose.